THE PSC VISION
"Everybody wants to be in a cult, and we like that." - Founders, in unison
Pyramid Scheme Cult is not a cult, but, like, it also sort of is. Most importantly, it's not a pyramid scheme. Here at Pyramid Scheme Cult, we aim to provide you the highest quality culting service possible for beginner & expert cultist alike. We know the truth, and now you can know it, too.
Join us for belonging, your future depends on it!
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INDUSTRY LEADING STANDARDS
We happily report 0 suicides in the last
23 days.
MEMBER
BENEFITS
We treat our valued cult members with value and membership.
Our exclusive PSC community channels provide access to private social media groups, video-game servers, community-voted gifts, prize competitions, and, most importantly, eternal belonging.
There's a greater-than-zero chance you will meet your future spouse at PSC.
CULT TOKEN PROPHECY
Your mental health is our second priority.
Your value as a community member is solely determined by your contribution to our token deity, CULT. In short, the CULT token is your key to Valhalla, your escape from loneliness and the reason why you breathe. The more CULT you possess, the more doors will open for you. Be supreme.
In Solana we trust.
HOW TO JOIN PYRAMID SCHEME CULT
"A warm future of family and community."
- Dr. Lorem Ipsum
There are two ways to join PSC that do not involve amputation. All involve money. They are as follows:
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Join via our Patron (Soon)
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Hold 100,000 CULT Coin in a Solana wallet.
Then, begin your adventure in the "members-only" section on the official PSC discord channel. Access by verifying your wallet in the "collabland-join" group.
This will be the greatest decision of your life.
OUR DECENTRALIZED LIFEBLOOD
"CULT Token saved my marriage." - No Cap (o.g. fr)
We understand that not everything can be fixed by possessing large quantities of CULT, but most things can. We've consulted with the highest clergymen of 37 leading world religions on how to ensure each minted coin has the most aura-filling and gatekeeping potential. CULT has zero monetary value, but is currently appraised at more than 3270 thoughts and prayers.
CULT TOKEN DATA
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TOTAL TOKENS
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DEV OWNED
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TAX/USE FEE
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